Antony is the most recent and hilariously depressing illustration of the value of leaving the club, and he makes this list. Marcus Rashford, who will undoubtedly be fairly high up when his half-season with Aston Villa comes to an end, and Jadon Sancho, whose shocking recent form for Chelsea defies the trend among United defectors, are both left. We wouldn’t go so far as to label Andreas Pereira as a scam, but he is nowhere near as good as those who don’t see Fulham week in, week out believe, and his consistently great chance-creation metrics benefit him because he is the only Premier League player to take every set-piece going. We can’t imagine that the majority of Fulham fans would be too let down by the fact that he wanted to leave for Marseille in the summer and strangely stated as much after that transfer failed. Despite that, he has been a strong Premier League player and that hasn’t stopped United from snubging him since he left in 2022.
9 ) Romelu Lukaku
Its been far from plain sailing since he left Old Trafford, with Lukakumanaging to spectacularly burn bridges with two of his once-great loves in Chelsea and Inter. However, he did a lot of scoring for the latter to get them to the Scudetto, and while United viewers may have enjoyed his struggles at Chelsea, it should be noted that he still managed a goal every 183 days in his second magic at Stamford Bridge. Rasmus Hojlund and Joshua Zirkzee have scored targets every 279 hours combined this year. When asked which player they were keeping an eye on while watching Benfica games,
8 ) Alvaro Carreras
We can picture the Manchester United scouts mumbling Alvaro Carreras name. What person did you only sell to us over the summer? Yes, he is that protesting violently against Barcelona.
They made the decision not to purchase a player they sold for 5 million for a markup of 20 % in six months, presumably out of embarrassment, with the price of saving face ( hahaha ) leading them to pay 25 million for Patrick Dorgu instead. Despite being the greatest goalscorer of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo’s failure to push properly wasn’t the biggest issue at Manchester United. Who was aware? We weren’t saddened to see him leave, but we were pretty sure it would benefit United because of his unfathomable arrogance and desire to make everything All About Him right up to the point of his exit.
However, no f***er being able to put the ball in the back of the internet has helped them improve their striking vitality, which hasn’t been apparent in any way. The best post-Ronaldo goal scorer for United is Marcus Rashford, who has 37 points, while Rashford has already scored 82. Because of Saudi Arabia, lads, this list is no further off. With just over four months left on his Lille contract, Gomes has a message to him: Don’t Do It.
6 ) Angel Gomes
Hes been out for a lot of this season.
We are unsure how to repair the broken center that Amorim inherited and has failed to repair, with the Tottenham match providing clear information of its persistent pores. However, we wouldn’t want to have our worst enemies to suffer as a result of Manuel Ugarte’s latest canary being sent down the mine while Wonderkid Kobbie Mainoo struggles for air let alone a nice and talented lad who we would prefer had his confidence completely destroyed while playing for England at the World Cup in 2026 rather than before, thank you very much. Probably the most expensive flop in Manchester United history,
5 ) Antony
now has three goals and an assist along with three MOTM displays in four games for Real Betis. If the United directors aren’t already examining each other and asking are we the baddies, then it may never have been a more obvious, immediate, and comical illustration of the lawn growing greener away from Old Trafford. then they will not.
I believe that happiness is what makes a person content, Antony said when asked about his extraordinary recovery from a difficult position following Sunday’s crucial victory over Real Sociedad. between those ranges is not very difficult to read. Would he be happy at Bayern?
4 ) Danny Welbeck
Erik ten Hag supposedly gave serious thought to re-signing Welbeck last summerwhile Gary Neville reckons he should never have been sold and would be perfect for United right now . He’s certainly done a lot better for Brighton than any forwards has done for United, despite using a spade with a face on it almost as frequently as Hojlund and Zirkzee have this year. Welbeck’s experience may help him fight the United disease, and his appearance at Old Trafford at the end of The Splendor Years may also help him. However, we assume that his response to rumors from his former club may have resulted in puffed-out cheeks and slumped shoulders from a person without the energy to do that b*llocks. In addition to Bruno Fernandes and Amad Diallo, Ruben Amorims ‘ rabble managed just seven assists in addition to his ( 8 ) total this season, which surpasses any Manchester United player’s total of
3 ) Anthony Elanga. And this is not just a spark in the dish: his nine seasons with United totaled more than any other. For United fans,
Perhaps more depressing is the knowledge that Elanga definitely wouldn’t have had as many assists if he had stayed at Old Trafford, neither Hojlund nor Zirkzee delivering anything close to Christopher Wood’s Fox In The Boxiness. Knowing what we know now about Sir Jim Ratcliffe and his brutal Give A Sh*t approach to running a football team, especially his glaring disregard for the women’s team, were more than surprised that he chose to sell one of Manchester United’s most brilliant academy graduates this century rather than deal with what would assuredly have been an infuriatingly all-too short PR nightmare before All That Off Field Stuff was certainly and annoyingly brushed under the carpet.
The frustration at seeing Greenwood rank second in the Ligue 1 goalscoring charts with 14 in 22 games will be offset by some very unexpected forethought on the part of the transfer whizzess at Old Trafford, which will allow United to reap enormous rewards for any upcoming sales thanks to a 50 % sell-on clause[19459005[]. The Red Devils will make more money with their alleged 75 million offer if Paris Saint-Germain succeeds in
selling him to Marseille last summer. 1 ) Scott McTominay
McTominay has six goals and four assists in Napolis ‘ title run, with Antonio Conte describing him as a complete player who can, and has, played in multiple positions this year.
He has been described as the new Napoli president as an unstoppable force in the middle of Contes. A&N, Napoli, and a symbol with the words”” McTominay. Pizza. A restaurant that is nearer to Stadio Diego Armando Maradona can now be seen displaying items in that order on the walls. No banners in the Stretford-Chester Road KFC can be found that extol the virtues of Mason Mount.
