Do Man Utd and Viktor Gyokeres “have an contract”? What is the biggest sport story according to a leading British site on Tuesday morning, according to
Second there is an astoundingly harsh put-down before moving on to the Man Utd issues of Marcus Rashford, Viktor Gyokeres, and Hugo Ekitike? You really are hurting people with your soccer insight,
Revealed: Kyle Walker’s astonishingly terrible seven-word put-down to Chelsea blunder team-mate Joao Felix on leave from AC Milan dressing room. counting as well. Except Kyle Walker’s famous line,” Only pass the ball, we are never Messi, no-one here is Messi,” has somewhat sped up the counting.
Thats 12 words. And it’s really not that terrible, unless you believe it’s impressively brutal to point out a group of footballers who aren’t Messi’s actual names. Because Joao Felix says” f*** all the way through,”
It’s also not a heated discussion.
Surprisingly, the Mirrorgo even further, describing Walkers words as a brutal jibe. Always married, men? Take a hint:
Take a hint
The Mirrorthink they have spotted something in Ruben Amorim’s three-word comment as Man Utd boss drops new Marcus Rashford hint.Does it matter that Amorim really said 66 thoughts about Rashford when he was reportedly asked for 427 times? Obviously not because the Mirror has detected yet another click. Is that a jibe, then? Can we read a size, please?
Amorim said everyone was aware of Rashford’s talent and described him as a major player, which doesn’t sound like a swipe. However, adding the words three times, with the option to leave them alone, makes for anodyne comment set.
As for the fresh Marcus Rashford hintfrankly, f*** knows. However,We do get the impression that Real Madrid drop the biggest hint yet regarding Trent Alexander-Arnold’s transfer but need two things, and Ruben Amorims ‘ position on Andre Onana after the Man Utd star gives hints that this is a very powerful word in the giddy world of clickbait.
As for a hint of a swipeker-f***ing-ching. You’re supposed to believe that a ) a transfer agreement has been reached with Viktor Gyokeres, b ) someone has sent a Marcus Rashford warning, and c ) those two things are somehow connected,
Bollocks bridge bollocks
Talk of Marcus Rashford takes us to Manchester Evening News and this Frankenstein monster of a headline:Manchester
Lets deal with c ) first, of course theyre not. That serves as a sort of cross between crap and shite. Aston Villa winger Jacob Ramsey issued a warning about Marcus Rashford, who stated when asked about his form:” Hell get buzzing and maybe he does keep scoring.
Very the caution. And unquestionably related for Manchester United supporters. So we now have a ), the transport partnership between Viktor Gyokeres and
. The first thing to note is that the SSCAW ( Senior Sport Central Audience Writer )’s MEN quoting absolutely no one with those quotation marks. The transfer journalist Sacha Tavolieri is the author of the article
and what he actually writes about on Sky Sports Switzerland is this: Gykeres had agreed to join him at Manchester United this summer, but the complex sporting situation of the Red Devils may call into question this friendship pact between the Swede and the Portuguese. But two friends came to an agreement to work for Manchester United quite a while ago, probably before both realized Ruben Amorim was a complete shit of a team without any money. Indeed, the club are now said to be as tepidas Gyokeres on the deal.
That is incredibly unambiguous, especially given how the cause of this ostensible contract described Gyokeres as Arsenal’s Plan A.
To be honest, nobody at the MEN cares that there are many ancient hairy bollocks; it’s just whether we left-clicked those old bollocks. We did, too. So we now need to clean our hands.
This means MORE
Arsenal are being strongly linked with Viktor Gyokeres, but according to The Sun he is one of five striker targets for the Gunners. In addition toArsenal’s five-man striker shortlist, which includes a star who could cost MORE than Isak
They also note that Arsenal have the option of choosing between pursuing a Prem proven ace or gambling abroad because The Sun all those who come from abroad are gamblers. We were intrigued by the idea of Arsenal pursuing a scorer who could be Less expensive than Isak. Do they intend to visit Erling Haaland? appears striking.
The Sun go through the selections
Splash 100million or more for Newcastle sun Alexander Isak, 25? Isak for 100 million dollars is what you should get from Newcastle United, boys. No Arsenal objective would cost more, absolutely?
Even more for 22-year-old Hugo Ekitike of Eintracht Frankfurt?
Ha. Is that accurate? Is it simply because Ekitike is younger and therefore will certainly cost more? Does that explain how things operate? Because nothing else suggests that Ekitike, a 13-goal Bundesliga scorer, may cost more than 100 million dollars,
. We trust Sky Germanyrather than The Sun in regards to these overseas gambles, and Eintracht Frankfurt is aware that Manchester United are seriously considering Hugo #Ekitike as a potential transfer target for the upcoming summer. #MUFC
Arsenal ( Isak remains the No. England and Juventus have also indicated an interest in one goal. # LFC
Eintracht pic. twitter.com/IEVP6lWegl
Florian Plettenberg ( @Plettigoal ) March 28, 2025
