Sir Jim Ratcliffe has to be divorced from Manchester United or people should just go on strike until he leaves. It is a sweary ancient Johnny Nic talk.
Reading the piece about the many petty, not to say stupid, ill-informed, irresponsible decisions made by Jim Ratcliffe since his integration into the Manchester United bin fire, decisions so monumentally stupid such as trying to correct your financial situation by paying millions to hire and fire managers, while cutting down on paper clips frankly mate, youve proved this is a business you should have no part in, unless theres a toilet cleaner vacancy.
I given go through all his acts against the team suddenly but they infect every aspect of the company from the ball to control to the restaurant. And as is the current method for businessman tw*ts, its all done with feet firmly in mouths and without any concern for support, devotion and even basic civilization, with an icing of total ignorance about football.
It seems you have to be a deluded oaf to be a big rich commercial mind, because its not a logical thing to get. If you or I made, say, five million, wed give off our and our loved ones debts and love life, wouldnt we? We wouldnt assume, I want a billion. Finally get a billion and like 20 billion more. Thats bored. And admiring it is part of the same sickness and its a disease that football has come to think is a cure and has got into bed with some despicables like Ratcliffe in the hope they will provide a salve for all their ills only to discover theyre actually a cancer.
In some quarters in society, money and those who make it are revered as somehow just basically great. But prisoners to avarice are fools. Its plainly obvious that you can be excellent at one point but a full f**kwit when it comes to something else. Elon Musk has proved that beyond estimate. The richest man in the world but an overall roast who shouldnt even be allowed knives, allow only a saw.
With money comes arrogance. The feeling that I did also here, so I can do well there even though time and again is proven misleading. But my situation is unique, hed say. Well, no, it plainly isnt. Youre really, truly desperate.
To mis-quote the ancient chant, Youre sh*t and you dont know you are.
Ratcliffe is a minor shareholder. Hes damaging the firm, Id be surprised if the goblinesque Glazers and their infamous voracious ambition are happy about that. Hes reducing the volume of milk they thus avariciously consume. He didnt build the issues, he only made them worse and added a few of his individual. He has to be divorced from the team he is thus brilliantly destroying and embarrassing from the inside. He shows no inclination to shift and keeps messing everything up. No good can come from prolonging this marriage. The person has mistaken his position stupidity for brains. A wrecking demon who destroys but doesnt know how to build, any more than he knows how to dye his hair to believe he looks younger than 72.
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And while he may be rich beyond the dreams of avarice which some might admire many, many more hate the f**ker and will never have their respect, rather they hold him in bitter contempt. That isnt because theyre not as prosperous as you, Jim, its because they are complete people with emotion and an understanding of life beyond a business program or a billionaires whim, who dont get kindly to having their employment abused just so you can spend money.
Entrepreneurs and executives come and go, as does all, legends live and die. Its essential to understand you are temporary. Death will occur, even to the richest 72-year-old, though he definitely believes you can buy eternity. Do you want to become remembered as a jerk who was completely out of his breadth who messed with a team adored by so many? As generally a sh*t? You definitely dont worry, you didnt get to where you are now by caring, did you, Jim?
His approach to and around Kath Phipps was so perfectly vulgar and indifferent, that alone should preclude him from having any place at the team, so free he is of common decency and understanding. A mistake, they claimed, as companies always do when caught being despicable. No-one would have made that call without his approval, and even if they did, what does it say about his regime that made them think they could be so heartless?
If he wasnt rich, a cretin like this wouldnt get anywhere near the club and if he did, hed be sacked for basically being sh*te at the job. To have not done a single thing that has been for the good of the club in a year, when they have sunk to their lowest position since 1974 while overseeing an absurd, obscene multi-million pound slump, where a miserable draw with Everton feels like a winis a rancid track record.
It must take effort to be so sh*t. Its no coincidence. Hes fundamentally intertwined with this new low. Theyve been poor for years but not this earth-shakingly poor.
Clearly the club has been badly run in the past, but it is still a club and all that implies, sometimes long-serving employees feel it is a family. To not understand what a football club is is a dereliction of duty for an owner, or even a minority shareholder. Its not just a spreadsheet with staff as units of production, you dont have to be a red in tooth and claw socialist to realise that. Its a sport literally embedded in local communities, grounds set right amongst where people live. Its not an anonymous sports facility in your sport-f**king-folio, you prick. To disrespect 30-year servants in the way he has is ghoulish and unforgivable.
Typical of uber capitalists, he mistakes acquiescence to his stupidity for respect. He fundamentally doesnt appreciate that if a company loses the staffs faith and goodwill, he loses a functioning business. Hes the reason we still need unions. The little people are ten-a-penny to this f**ker, to be disrespected and disregarded at will. The club literally is the people who contribute their labour to it and they are not just pawns for him to push around in a series of petty look-at-me-Im-doing-something cost-saving exercises, just because youve wasted absolute millions on another sh*t footballer and cocked up appointing and firing managers. Losing hundreds of staff might be necessary but there are better ways to do it. And splashing millions on a whole host of brain-dead decisions while you sack them is so beyond stupid that it beggars belief.
This sloppy, energyless, flaky, confused, idiocy has transferred onto the pitch, with the team mirroring the air-head at the top.
Frankly if this goes on, the employees, up to and including the players, should consider withdrawing their labour until he is gone. They shouldnt tolerate being p*ssed around by a heartless stupid. Stand together and stand strong. A business is a collective of labour, it cant operate without the staff. He doesnt understand that, so they should show him. I dont care how rich he is, hes a small man with a shrivelled soul. Cut him down to size before he tries to sell Denis Laws reanimated corpse to a far east investor. Ridiculous p*ss poor f**ker. Go back to abusing the environment in the petro-chemical industry and leave football alone. You are making a fool of yourself, look ridiculous and are increasingly hated and despised.
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