Man Utd are clearly having a collision car year because of all these horrible transfer natural lights. And the truth is out on Erik ten Hag v Cristiano Ronaldo.
Gripe for the picking
Its really very clever of the Daily Mirror website to stick a picture of Erik ten Hag during his recent first interview since leaving Man Utd on a story with this headline :
Erik ten Hags gripe with Cristiano Ronaldo finally revealed by ex-Man Utd coach
It is designed specifically to make you think Ten Hag has opened up on their relationship and offered some genuine insight. It is also designed specifically to break you into a false sense of security when hitting you with the reality that the ex-Man Utd manager isnt Ten Hag at all, but Benni frigging McCarthy.
And what of this complaint that has been suddenly revealed? Well it turns out that Ten Hag wasnt convinced a 37-year-old Ronaldo was beneficial to a pressing sport. Which a ) was something the manager alluded to at the time, b ) has been common knowledge for more than two years, and c ) is something Benni McCarthy himself has already told , the numerous bookmakers willing to throw money at him months ago.
Brown knows
Its really very dense of the Daily Mirror websitehowever, to go with this headline :
Man Utd have already been given Cole Palmer green light amid shock Liverpool claim
when the green light Man Utd have been issued was by Wes Brown saying I would love to see him at United but hed already cost a lot of money.
The legend free-spending Sir Jim may be signing the deal off as we speak.
Saturday Im running wild, and all the lights are changing red to green
The Manchester Evening News bring another green light to the Old Trafford table and this one even comes from a slightly more relevant party than Wes Brown, which we didnt know was even possible.
Espanyol having director , Fran Garagarza has discussed the future of keeper Joan Garcia. Today, the table for a move natural light has already been set as low as I would like Man Utd to sign this person but he is cheap. But Garagarza has some way to go to even meet that.
Fair play, he takes on the challenge :
If an offer comes close to the clause, we wont say no. But if its 8m, that would be a terrible price. In the summer, if a club meets the clause, next its done. But if its only below, we can explain it.
A club will definitely sanction the sale of a player if someone matches his release clausewhile they would consider an offer that is close to said release clause.
If Man Utd actually do these wonderfully inconsequential things as natural lights therefore it explains why they are such a car crash now.
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Echo chamber
Over at the Liverpool Echo , Jurgen Klopp makes eerily accurate Liverpool prediction in , new , documentary.
What is this documentary-worthy oddly appropriate England forecast? Did he say Mo Salah was very good? Or that Darwin Nunez is very terrible? Or that Johnny Heitinga may have a great history as boss?
Not really.
I am, in this instant, fairly confident that I did not function as a manager again. Ive left my company for the last time. I will be good and more important, the team as well. Because you saw the group nowadays, that is a bunch of really great people and they will be okay. Or even more.
And then something will come in full of goals, full of energy and full of new suggestions clearly so and may lead the team into that brand new future. That is great.
He essentially said the trophy-winning team he left in third place would be okay without him.
Klopps prediction has so far proven accurate as Slots Reds find themselves 13 points clear at the top of the , Premier League , with 10 games to go, while gearing up for a Carabao Cup final on March 16 against Newcastle and a last-16 Champions League clash with Paris Saint-Germain next week.
Klopps projection was generally that they would nominate a manager to change him. Which was, in all justice, completely correct. But it would only really have been eerie if he had said at some point last season that his replacement would have them 13 points clear at the top of the Premier League table with 10 games to go, in a Carabao Cup final and the Champions League knockouts by late February.
Masters of the universe
Dear reader, would you care to accompany Mediawatch on this short journey through a  ,Sun website story which gains sentience and soon realises the futility of its own existence? No? Definitely fair enough. Weve done this little now but also just leave it here anyhow.
Prem key offers big update on Guy Citys 130 fiscal rule breach charges is a great old headline. Solid stop. Here we go.
PREMIER LEAGUE key professional Richard Masters has issued an upgrade on Manchester Citys 130 Financial Fair Play costs is an instantly concerning opening paragraph. This is no longer big after our visit has been banked.
And then by the sixth article alarming in itself that it takes so long for this huge release to be revealed comes this :
But Prem key Masters has given a short update on the procedure on Thursday suggesting the board needs to be given moment.
It is a wonderful downgrade in remarkably quick fashion. But that is how you dress up the disciplinary panel needs to be given time to come to their decision as anything other than incredibly boring.
Silence is golden
How, at no stage in the publication or editing process, did it not dawn on anyone at The Sun website that this headline, while inevitably awful, also just makes no sense?
Someones had a talking to Alejandro Garnacho breaks silence hours after cryptic post following Man Utd subsitution
Even leaving aside the typo, the idea of silence-breaking taking place hours after last presumably breaking silence is just nonsense.
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